cool tricks to share with your kids
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
"I’m sorry, what does the McChef recommend?"
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
I mean…fucking shit. I wish I knew what to talk about or what to say to him. Like, am I just overall being awkward…and how do I ask what he likes or this or that. I just want to be a good friend, and want to be a better person. How do I start a conversation with him?
A delicious fuck-ton of fabric references. (Not anatomy, I know, but someone somewhere will appreciate it.)
*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry
okay I usually try to make it a rule to not reblog things to this blog
but exceptions must be made